
Every once in a while, a picture of something will appear on the internet with a recognizable brand name, and sends the wrong message. Take this picture I found today. Just to let you know, I’m pretty certain that Steve Jobs is not working on any project called the iThink. I think.
As you can see from this picture, the iThink is a Symbiosis Neural Interface that is designed to (but hopefully never will) link your mind to a computer. How is this possible? With an Intel Fusion Quantum processor, of course! It’s a new chip that can process at the speed of thought, and uses holographic storage options.
There is a lesson to be learned here about placing pictures on the web with corporate logos on them. By the way, I believe this iThink comes not from Mac, but a blog known as Monkey Buddha.
There is another lesson here about letting technology go out of control and wiring a computer to your brain. As soon as I saw this picture, I couldn’t help but think of that classic George Lucas work, THX-1138. Maybe it was the plain grey outfit, or the shaved head, or the potential that a computer could be used in your brain. Either way, it’s pretty creepy.
• Size:
1.5 x 1.5 x .5 inches
• Symbiosis™ Neural Interface:
Direct brain-computer link means your mind and computer are one!
• Intel Fusion™ Quantum Processing:
Uses the power of the atom to instantly compute at the speed of thought.
• Holographic Data Storage:
The iThink’s tiny internal holochip has a staggering individual capacity of over 666 Yottabytes (1000^8), for seemingly infinite augmented memory
• Intra-neural Communication:
Mentally allow or block any kind of signal you want to send or recieve instantly over the wireless iThink global network
• Perceptual Immersion:
Images, sound, & other data are projected virtually into your sensory fields by directly connecting into your brain’s activity
• Integrated GPS and Google Earth:
Receive directions and location information anywhere on the planet, and the ability to be located in case of an emergency
